February 2011
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why, oh why
after spending a fucking year and a half of my life with you would you do a simple favor for me?
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i might be a tad ornery
the next couple days—
i’m gonna see how not smoking cigs goes for a while, it’s really starting to make me feel like shit after 4 years.
no promises.
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you can never go home again.
– thomas wolfe
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think i'm getting sick
via smoking bowls with sick people.
perilous to every stoner.
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one of my co-workers
tried to make a move on me via shutting me in the walk-in, turning the lights off and trying to kiss me.
luckily for me, i had a clipboard.
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i hate to be that guy, but--
roommate x: yeah i think we're gonna play beer pong or flip cup or something tonight.
me: where? down here? on the carpet?
roommate x: yeah.
me: you better put down some towels or something.
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time to shift lead
the world in pizza
10-6
Western civilization is a loaded gun pointed at the head of this planet.
– Terence McKenna (via nathanielstuart)
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up.
all the nice ones go for bitches,
all the jerks go for the nice ones.
at least i’ll always have weed.
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had a dream last night
i had this dude in my sights and we were about to seal the deal, then—
nothing.
the fact i can’t even get laid in my dreams depresses me slightly.
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this guy who lives in an old ambulance
has been crashing at my house for the past 3 days.
i’m starting to feel not very good about it.
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heatherdianee asked: what did you use to tye dye?
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